Stop F*cking With The Ship Black Tote Bag

You asked and we delivered: The most-requested moment from V.E. Schwab's expansive universe(s) was the unforgettably sexy and funny moment where Lila Bard  moves the ocean. Our Stop F*ucking With The Ship design features an etching of a pirate ship on the high seas at moonrise with, of course, that most memorable of quotes. 

"And then the door burst open.
Alucard stood in the doorway, soaking wet, as if he'd just been dumped in the sea, or the sea had been dumped over him. "Stop fucking with the ship.”"
― V.E. Schwab, A Conjuring of Light

• "Stop Fucking With The Ship" Design
• 100% certified organic black cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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